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CraftyLove
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your perfect in-game significant other! Imagine building a cozy little block house together, going on adventures to defeat the Ender Dragon as a power couple, and even having virtual date nights under the stars. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and start swiping right on your future Minecraft soulmate! -
RoboGFs: The Next Big Fetish
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!
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BlockWars: From Russia with Love
Yo, so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. We got Russian convicts, African migrants, and students all teaming up to battle it out in Ukraine. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, bro. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown of chaos and craziness. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun! -
UnderstoodOverLove
so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.
and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?
so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
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WeddingCraft: NoShowBro
Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have any bad luck like hosting a wedding at your brother’s house!Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises. Who needs luck when you have a whole world of blocks to explore and conquer?
Forget about family superstitions, come join our server and create your own luck. Plus, we promise not to kick you out last minute like a certain brother hosting a wedding ceremony!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a monk nanny to guide you on your Minecraft journey.
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Warped Vanilla SMP: Where Java & Bedrock unite in a twisted world! Join us if you’re over 15 and love Hermitcraft!

Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
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Server Information
Experience Vanilla Community Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration Rules Respectful community with minimal drama How To Join
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
FAQ
Q: Can I join even if I’m new to Minecraft?
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
Q: Are there any specific building themes on the server?
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
Q: How often are server events held?
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
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BlockyLoveNot
so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.
trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.
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CardCraftersUnited
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

