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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7642 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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