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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 162 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5857 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).
Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).
So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness
