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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).
Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).
So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness
