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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9062 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 4453 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?