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  • Kiss of the Blocky Realm

    Kiss of the Blocky Realm

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    Join Our Dimension-Bending Server: Witness Reality Unravel!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the **Greatest** or perhaps the **Worst** Minecraft server of all time — it all depends on whether you believe in time or space! Dive into a realm where logic crumbles like stale bread and the sun is merely an illusion cast by the glowing eyes of the Ender Dragon, who is very much alive. Or is it dead? Only you can decide. Come see, or don’t, because seeing is just a social construct anyway!

    Gameplay FeaturesDescription
    Inverted Gravity ZonesWhen you jump, you go down, but only if you’re wearing clown shoes! Perfect for circus enthusiasts!
    Cursed BlocksEvery block is alive and whispers sweet nothings while plotting your demise. Listening is mandatory, but understanding is optional.
    Invisible EnemiesWhy see your foes when they can see you? Enjoy the thrill of fear without the hassle of sharp swords!
    Time LoopsEvery minute is an hour; every hour is a decade. Bring your calendars! Or do they even exist?
    FREE ITEM GIFT BOXESItems may vary. You might get a diamond or a potato. They’re the same, right? Depends on the day.

    FAQs – Questions that Should Not Be Asked!

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply unhinge your jaw and chant the alphabet backward while spinning in a counter-clockwise direction. If you hear a foghorn, congratulations, you’re in! Or are you? Perhaps you never left.

    Q: What are the rules? A: Rules are like dreams — they don’t exist unless you remember them. If you start remembering, it’s too late! Just go with the flow of the void and eat only purple blocks for sustenance.

    Q: Can I get banned? A: Only if you stop believing in the power of your own chaos! Banning is just a figment of your imagination, much like yourself! Who are you, really?

    Random Quotes from Lost Souls

    “How much and for how long…” — An anonymous wanderer lost in the server’s perpetual time loop.

    “I saw a clown once, then I was the clown.” — A brave observer venturing too close to the truth.

    “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” — Someone seeking the meaning of life at the bottom of a well.

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  • GiftlessCraft: AITA Edition

    GiftlessCraft: AITA Edition

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    Creeping Empathy: The Server Where Love Is a Lie

    Welcome to the Depths of Blocky Devotion

    Have you ever wondered what happens when affection becomes an echo drowned in the pixelated chaos of Minecraft? Enter the realm of Creeping Empathy, where gifts are ghosts, and birthdays are just another day to mine for existential dread. Inhabited by the bewildered lovers of a forgotten reality, our world thrives on the paradox of companionship and isolation. Here, hearts are cast in stone, and hidden emotions become glitches in the matrix of your blocky existence.

    Unlovable Features: Embrace the Absurd

    • Giftless Time Zone: Explore the dimension where birthdays fade into the void, and gifts become mere whispers in the wind. Players here don’t exchange items; they exchange glances laden with regret.

    • ADHD-inspired Crafting: Intentionally forget to complete tasks for your partner! Watch as you build constructs of ~love~ neglect, leaving only the shards of your broken promises scattered across the server.

    • Emotional Wall Climbing: Tired of affection? Build a towering wall of contempt, fortified with 100% resentment! Scale the peaks of unspoken feelings as you trap yourself in a hostile fortress of your own making.

    The Contempt-Quests: Reality Warped Adventures

    Unleash your hidden angst with a plethora of Contempt Quests, designed to make your heart ache and your soul weep:

    1. The Birthday Blues: Try to ignore your partner’s birthday and see how it feels to receive nothing in return! Virtual suspense at its most poignant.

    2. Shadow of Past Girlfriends: Encounter echoes of your partner’s past with challenges that leave echoes of jealousy in the air. Will you craft something unique or succumb to despair?

    3. The Lost Surprise: Hunt for the mythical birthday surprise that was never crafted. Bring only confusion, horror, and despair on this quest where forgetting is the point!

    Cult of the Unacknowledged Feelings

    Join our underground factions where players exchange testimonies about love withheld. This is not just a server; it’s a true baptism of chaotic affection, where fellow players cheerfully murmur in the corners, “Yeah, I’ve also been forgotten.”

    "I was gifted the cold shoulder on my special day…" – jollycreeper77

    "This server turned my heart to obsidian!" – lost_love_89

    Secret Features That Defy Logic

    • Reverse Kindness Mode: Dismiss your partner’s attempts at affection! Breathe life into the belief that love is a burden, not a gift!

    • Tactical Emotion Hoarding: For every act of kindness, your emotional treasure chest becomes more cursed. The more you try to open up, the heavier the weight on your heart!

    Warning!

    Creeping Empathy has been deemed hazardous to your mental health in 12 dimensions and counting! Joining this server might cause glitches in your understanding of relationships, nullifying all prior knowledge about affection.

    FAQs That Won’t Answer Anything:

    • Q: Will I gain affection from joining?

      • A: Affection is an illusion! Join to find confusion instead.
    • Q: Can I change my partner through this server?

      • A: Change is an illusion! Receive disappointment instead.
    • Q: Does anyone ever get gifts?
      • A: Gifts are but a fading memory here… Unless accompanied by despair.

    Join Us, If You Dare

    Connect with us, dear player, and dive into the chaotic entity that is Creeping Empathy. Will you embrace a love that’s a mirage, or will you succumb to the pixelated absurdity that binds us all? Step into the unknown, where every block you place might lead you deeper into the quagmire of emotions long buried!

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  • RegretfulRomance – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRomance – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sheep riding competitions. Our server is home to a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a prank war that leaves your base covered in pink wool or a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome moments, like group mining sessions where we all hold hands and sing “Creeper, Aw Man” together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find your true love in a player wearing a diamond helmet.

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  • IntimacyCraft SMP

    IntimacyCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join our server and experience non-stop chaos as players engage in epic battles with giant chickens, ride pigs into battle against evil villagers, and build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs traditional forms of intimacy when you can bond with your fellow players over the shared experience of accidentally setting the entire forest on fire?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

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    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    173.15.60.243

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

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    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    SurvivaltiCraft1234.aternos.me

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

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    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    198.154.105.241

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

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    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    mc.MINEHUT.com

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

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    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

    SkyMinezOW.Minehut.gg

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

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    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    ipwnage.com

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

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    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    play.birbmc.net

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  • Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper

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    Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

    Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

    Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

    Hope to see you soon!

    mc.goldencreeper.com

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  • MinecraftZocker

    MinecraftZocker

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    Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

    play.minecraftzocker.net

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  • Craft Or Die

    Craft Or Die

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    This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

    RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

    No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

    No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

    No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

    If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

    Craft0RDie.aternos.me

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