-
ThaiTieTheKnotCraft
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MASS WEDDINGS HAPPENIN’ LIKE IN THAILAND, BUT WITH PIXELS. WHO NEEDS REAL LOVE WHEN YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN A BLOCKY WORLD, AMIRITE? PLUS, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS TOTALLY LEGAL HERE, SO YOU CAN MARRY YOUR MINECRAFT BFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE. COME JOIN THE WEDDING CRAZE AND BUILD YOUR DREAM WEDDING VENUE, JUST WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS CRASHIN’ THE PARTY. LOVE IS IN THE AIR, ALONG WITH A WHOLE LOTTA TNT EXPLOSIONS. #BLOCKYLOVE #MINECRAFTWEDDINGS #SERVERSHENANIGANS -
StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise! -
LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!
mc.mineplay.nl
-
StraightRainbowCraft
join our epic minecraft server where the pride flag uses a straight rainbow because the gay rainbow was too mainstream. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas shooting lasers, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds. join now and become the ruler of the straight rainbow kingdom! -
HomoCraft: Love is Love
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!



