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CockLovers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

HamasTunnelParty

border, Conflict, Defense, discovery, Excavation, excavation route., gaza, Hamas tunnels, HamasTunnelParty, idf, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, Philadelphi Corridor, SECURITY, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat, Underground

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8534
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast habits, breakfast options, buttered toast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, consumer preferences, consumer trends, convenience, convenience foods, dietary habits, eating habits, Food, Food Industry, Marketing, mealtime, morning routine, Needed, nutrition, product development, toast

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

adolescent health, alcohol abuse, co-occurring disorders, dependence, depression, drug abuse, Edition, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, research study, risk factors, self harm, sleep disorders, sleep problems, SleepyCraft, substance abuse, suicidal, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, teens, youth mental health

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	53290	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

OneeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3633	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	716913
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

MoveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

NinjaWidowCraft

aita, culture, custody, DAUGHTER, death, family, Grief, Guilt, home, husband, Japan, legal action, long distance communication, Loss, Moving, NinjaWidowCraft, parents, Sadness, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

BlockyMemories

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, nato, peace negotiations, putin, Redstone, Rumble, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyKyrgyzstan

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

yo, have you ever heard of this place called Kyrgyzstan? me neither, but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly, no joke! also, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine. plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you free enchanted gear if you tell him a funny joke. join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!