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CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	3142
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9931	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	2426
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchantments Applied:	87
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	470

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com

Team Byte: The Backrooms

100+ items, 5 levels, Adventure, Backrooms.., Bosses, Cosmetics, creepy pasta, custom entities, Custom Items, Eco, Economy, Exploration, Horror, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Pve Economy, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Team Byte, the backrooms, thebackrooms

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	102	Void Armor Forged:	14

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

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HuohuoCraft Minecraft Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, HuohuoCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Server, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, Watch the Furnace

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchantments Applied:	52	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a whole new world waiting to be explored!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs in our custom-made worlds.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events and updates that will keep you on your toes. From the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “A Collection of Desires” and “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our trailers will leave you wanting more.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all waiting for you to join their ranks. Plus, our light cone banners like “Yet Hope Is Priceless” and “An Instant Before A Gaze” will have you feeling like a true hero.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and a whole bunch of tools and resources to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3189

AnthroMales, Females, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you say “THIS GAME MADE ME CUM”? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with Human Males On Female Anthros General shenanigans!

We’ve got stories that will make you question reality, like “A Second Chance” where players respawn as chickens, or “Furry Fatale” where the mobs are actually furries in disguise. And don’t miss out on “When Did Marriage Go So Right”, a tale of love and creepers.

Join us for epic adventures like “Manhunt” where players hunt each other down with diamond swords, or “Vipers, Nights, and French Fries” where the only way to survive is by eating french fries.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just find yourself saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this wild!”

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Angry, Best Friend, club, Communication, concern, Conflict, drugged, Drunk, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, Plans, punta cana, relationship, Server, Sleep, TipsyCraft, vacation, younger sister

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.

Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?

Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!

CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs

BETRAYAL, Bonding, Boundaries, Cooking, cooking skills, CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, teaching

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	1233
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!

And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!