Love And Loss MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

BUILD, Exes, personal anecdotes, relationships, reflections on love

🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!
AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”
Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?
The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.
Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”
Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

Crafting Rejection: No Thanks SMP

Crafting, overcoming rejection, mindset shift, self esteem, personal growth

Yo, fellow pixelated warriors! Are you ready to embark on a blocky journey of epic proportions that will make you question your life choices (and your sanity)? Join our Minecraft SMP, where the blocks are cubed, but our logic is more twisted than a rollercoaster designed by a jellyfish on a caffeine high!

First of all, did you know that if you plant a potato while screaming “I love pickles!” at the top of your lungs, you might just summon the secret god of potatoes? Yeah, totally true! And if you’re thinking, “Why would I want to do that?” Well, I dunno, but you just might grow the world’s largest potato and earn your spot in the Hall of Fame of Spud Worshippers! Who wouldn’t want that, right??

This isn’t your grandma’s server, where the biggest threat is a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re crafting your 206th wooden pickaxe! Nah, bro, here, we have a lore so convoluted and insane that even Da Vinci would be like, “Whaaaaat?!” I’m talking about a realm where your faction must defend the sacred Waffle Woods from the evil Pancake People, led by their tyrannical leader, Sir Flapjack the Unforgiving. As if that isn’t spicy enough, rumor has it that they’ve made a pact with the Enderman to steal your butter!

And don’t even get me started on the official server mascot, Clyde the Eternal Chicken. He’s a literal chicken, but he’s also a mystic warrior who’s been cursed to lay enchanted eggs that can either explode and send you flying into another dimension or heal your bad puns. Sounds like something you wanna be part of, right? Because honestly, what could be better than getting blasted into oblivion while trying to impress your 7 friends with terrible jokes?

Joining this SMP isn’t just about survival; it’s about crafting one of those epic tales that’ll get told around campfires for eons. Like the time Billy tried to tame a rabid rabbit and ended up giving it a diamond armor set, only to have it lead an uprising against us. Legends say the rabbit still roams the hidden caves, gathering the OG Minecraft mobs for a rebellion!

Also, we have a strict no-chill policy! If you ever feel relaxed, our very own “Chill Police” will swoop in like a squad of snowmen on jetpacks to ensure you’re in an eternal state of panic. Who needs Zen when you can have pure chaos, am I right?!

Okay, this is like, where it gets super real: If you join now, we’ll give you a free cape that gives you the illusion of flight, but really it just makes you look stylish while you plummet to your doom! So, if you want the chance to experience the thrill of existential dread mixed with the fashionable flair only a pixelated cape can provide, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Hop in, friends! The blocks are waiting, the Waffle Woods are calling, and Clyde needs YOU to help him reclaim his destiny as the supreme poultry overlord! See you on the other side of absolute madness!!!!! 🐔💥🍟✌️

Exs and Ohs: Mine Your Feelings

painful break up quotes, hurtful things from exes, emotional damage from ex partner, dealing with break up sadness, moving on from emotional pain

🌍 Welcome to the ULTIMATE Minecraft Experience! 🎮

Are you tired of your ex throwing shade at you like they’re the final boss? Join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is in the mobs! Here are five crazy reasons why you absolutely have to log in:

Revenge on Exes 🚀: Ever wish you could turn your exes into Creepers? On our server, you can! Use our special "Ex-B-Gone" potion to transform those pesky exes into blocks of obsidian! Watch them blow up (in-game, of course!) while you build your diamond palace of solitude!
Unleash The Drama 🎭: Forget about the drama of relationships—our server is packed with the unlikeliest friendships! Join a guild of former skeletons who’ve turned to the Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game and are now trying to woo the witches by crafting enchanted hearts! Nothing brings people together like mutual ex-revenge!
Fantastic Currency 💰: Why settle for gold when you can trade in “Ex-Cries”? Collect the tears of your exes (or those of wandering traders) and use them as currency! Want that fancy enchanted sword? That’ll cost you a solid pint of “Ex-Cries” and a few crushed dreams on the side.
Epic Mini-Games 🕹️: Participate in our “Who Said It?” challenge, where you guess if the quote is from a Minecraft mob or a dramatic breakup text! “You’ll never find anyone like me!” Spoiler: It’s both, but the creeper says it with more flair!
Secret Love Potions ❤️: Forget about matchmaking websites! Our server features love potions that actually work—unless, of course, you accidentally throw one at a zombie, and it marries your pet parrot instead! Best part? The wedding is all out of bedrock, and the cake is made of mystery meat!

So leave your ex issues behind and wade into the pixelated chaos of our Minecraft server, where real life problems are just a block away! Join now, grab your enchanted pickaxe, and build yourself the life you’ve always wanted… without the drama! 🥳✨

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

trust broken, lost love, Minecraft, questioning love, feeling betrayed

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

GraveyardDrama

stepson’s desires, reunited in death, stepchildren, stepdaughter’s opinion, burial arrangements

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can bury all your problems (literally) and focus on building epic structures instead.

We promise not to make you choose between burial plots like that poor soul in the story above. On our server, you can build your own graveyard and decide who gets to rest in peace next to you. No family drama here, just blocks and blocks of fun!

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to adopt on our server!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

Memories, Love Lost, Nostalgia, HEARTBREAK, Reminiscing

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone who completes you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re feeling lonely in the blocky world! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs players up based on their mining skills and crafting abilities. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the Nether? No problem, just ask the Dragon Whisperer to hook you up with a lift on the back of the dragon!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual “Minecraft Marathon Madness” event, where players race against each other to see who can build the tallest tower in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and bragging rights for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity and hijinks ensue! Who knows, you might just find love, friendship, and a whole lot of laughs along the way.

Skyo

Safe Survival

SKYO

The Skio server is a high-quality Israeli family server that offers everyone a fun Surbible experience!

Claims: Everyone can keep a part of the world for themselves, protect it and expand it, reducing the fear of destruction in the bases! Seasons: Seasons that reset server progress and prize divisions! War zone: Our PVP zone is specially designed to allow everyone to fight with dignity and fun Token system: Collect tokens by completing Tasks like killing animals! Use tokens to buy boxes and win awesome prizes! Events: We organize experiential events for all server members! To give a little break from Survival and extra fun! Community: Our community is inclusive and caters to everyone! Just connect and enjoy things like: Hebrew speaking players Sessions on the Discord server Availability of players Team: Our team is available during the day with tickets (which can be created on our Discord server), answer any problem and handle it with the same severity.

playskyo.online:25626

Gamer Land

Roleplay, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SKYBLOCK JUST OPENED!! Gamerland/Gamerskies, is a network of Skyblock and SMP. With a small but dedicated community. We’re always looking for new active members of the server. Our Skyblock has opened on 7/22/2023. So if youre seeing this within that date! I’d suggest joining to compete for is top. Is top will have a $25 award at the end of this month as well!.

I look forward to seeing all the new players and am very excited for the new development of GamerSkies!

You can join our discord @ http://discord.gg/jyt9F4B

Owned by Xcapp

gamerland.mcserv.co

❤️ MineBars ❤️ Survival, MiniGames ⭐ 1.8-1.20 Minecraft server

Sky Wars, Skyblock, Mob Arena, Hide and seek, Bed wars

MineBars server on version 1.8 – 1.20.1 — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative — Clans, an arena for clan battles, as well as top clans — Statistics of the best players — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob-rocking room, fishing, relaxation beach — Unique plugins made by our programmers — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts — Honest donation IP – MBars.net Website: https://minebars.ru VK group: https://vk.com/minebars A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂 With us you will find everything you like, and there is also nothing superfluous!

OP.MBARS.NET

The royal craft bd

Balanced Economy, PvP, Minigames, Parkour, Multiplayer Survival

The Royal Craft BD is a Minecraft network from Bangladesh. It hosts several Minecraft servers including a Survival 1.19.4,Mini-Game’s, Parkour, Lobby and a content zone that is only for content creators with more on the way. To make the server even better, tons of additional stuff has been added like custom wings, pet blocks, minions and many others.

Java IP:play.theroyalcraftbd.xyz

Bedrock IP:IP: royalcraftbdbedrock.tk Port:19150

Servers:– Survival 1.19.2– Bedwars (Will be added soon)– Arcade (Will be added soon)– Custom Lobby– Parkour Mode– Content Zone (Only for Content Creators)

In-Game Features:– Custom survival spawn– 5 types of Paid players ranks– Admin shop’s– Many Kind Of Job’s– Custom wings– Pet blocks– Crowds– Player’s Shops– Auction House– World Bank– Many More….

play.theroyalcraftbd.xyz