#loutofcojntsfamily Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4202	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Votes:	9562
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mines Excavated:	2945	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Enchantments Applied:	72	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1064
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	5643	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	1368	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.