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MineHex

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Potions Brewed:	140
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	518712

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

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Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	237740
Potions Brewed:	166	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Boomer Plays Minecraft SMP

boomer, bored, cultural appropriation, DISRESPECTFUL, facebook, first nations, History, ignorance, indigenous, Losers, Minecraft, offensive, Old, online behavior, PLAYS, racism, smp, social media, social-networking, Stereotypes, trolling, wagon burner, white person

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against wagon burners or anyone else for that matter! Join us if you’re tired of Facebook thinking you’re a historical vehicle arsonist. Our server is filled with players who love to flip off white people for fun and claim they were here first in every situation. Plus, our history buffs will entertain you with random facts about the past that will blow your mind! Don’t be a loser, join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

ChillHub Malaysia

Adventure, bears, ChillHub Malaysia, crocodiles, Custom enchancements, Custom Mobs, dynamic seasons, Economy, Enemy bases, Factions, Factions & Towns, Huge Terra-Generated World, mcMMO Skills, Minecraft, New Enchantment System, Npc Shops, Pyramids, Raiding, Survival, Terra-generated world, Thrilling, Villages, woodland mansions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Embark on thrilling adventures across a stunning, Terra-generated world. From sprawling villages and ancient pyramids to mysterious woodland mansions, there’s always something new to discover! And with our custom mobs and challenging bosses, every journey is packed with excitement. You can even tame bears and crocodiles to ride into battle or raid enemy bases!

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