🔥Louisiana Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

Barataria Bay, Blowholes, Breath, dolphin, dolphins, environmental impact, exhaled breath, Florida, Louisiana, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, measurements, microplastic fibers, ocean contamination, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, research study, respiratory system, Sarasota Bay, Server, wildlife conservation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8276	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition

arkansas, ARLAOK, conservative politics, conservative states, Edition, Financial Security, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, GenderIneqCraft, health problems, INEQUALITY, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Safety, satisfaction, Social Issues, societal norms, state rankings, US study, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	4140	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is upside down and inside out just like gender inequality in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma! we have the craziest builds and the wackiest players who will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world. women in our server are treated like queens, with more health boosts, financial security, and safety than you can imagine. so why wait? join now and experience the most gender equal minecraft server out there!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Alabama, arkansas, asl, Contact, Discord, Florida, georgia, interests, kentucky, looking for, Louisiana, Minecraft, Mississippi, North Carolina, not looking for, Physical description, Server, south carolina, Southeastern Thread, tennessee, ThreadCraft, Virginia, West Virginia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

cajun, Cajun heritage, Cajun population, comic book characters, comic book heroes, Crisis, cultural relevance, cultural shift, demographic changes, fictional characters, fictional superheroes, Gambit, GambitCraft, Louisiana, Louisiana culture, Louisiana demographics, Louisiana history, marvel comics, Mutant, Outdated, shrinking population, SuperHero, x-men

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE

ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

air monitoring, air quality, carcinogen, chemical exposure, concentrations, Edition, environmental health, environmental monitoring, Equipment, estimated, hazardous, health risks, high-tech, industrial emissions, industrialized, Louisiana, mobile labs, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, southeast Louisiana, ToxicTechCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicCraftLouisiana

air quality, alarming discovery, chemical exposure, environmental contamination, environmental hazard, hazardous gas, health risk, industrial waste, Louisiana, Louisiana environmental concerns, Louisiana gas leak, Louisiana health alert, Louisiana news, Louisiana pollution crisis, Pollution, Public Safety, toxic chemicals, toxic fumes, toxic gas, toxic gas levels, ToxicCraftLouisiana

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	884	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.

we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.

so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

BayouCraft, breeding age females, cbs news, chemical castration, CONVICTED, Criminals., Decades, Elect, Find, Glenn Sullivan Jr., Guilty, home, Louisiana, man, Men, normal male libido, physical castration, Prison, punishable, rape offenses, raping, sentenced, teenager

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

Alabama, America, BIRMINGHAM, Cities, Creeperville, crime, Explanation, governor, Louisiana, memphis, Mississippi, Missouri, mobs, New Orleans, POL, Politics, red states, Republican states, Safer, soft on crime, St.Louis, state legislature, tennessee, Top, TOP 5, violence, violent

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Star Shards Collected:	99

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

Crafty Country Chaos: Where the World is Your Oyster…or Creeper!

acceptance, anger, Apathy, Chaos, Coexist, compassion, Conflict, Country, Crafty, creeper, current state, Division, Government, Harmony, Humanity, Oyster…or, Peace, Politics, society, terms, Understanding, Unity, video analysis, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	135	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Enchantments Applied:	286	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of the real world and its never-ending drama? Do you just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

Pixelated Paradise: Where Ugly Blocks Become Beautiful Art

AAA Games, Aesthetics, aesthetics in design, aesthetics in gaming, art, Artistic, Beautiful, beauty, blocks, creativity, criticism, design, game developers, game development, game industry, indie games, Industry, innovation, MODERN, Outdated, Paradise, pixelated, Style, trends, Ugly, visual appeal

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mines Excavated:	4043	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	399711	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will tickle your fancy and make you question why other game developers have lost their minds? Look no further! Our server boasts the most aesthetically pleasing style that is almost never used in this day and age. Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who are always up to no good. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

CREEPERS, cry, endermen, Fly, Phull, Sappot

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

alternative lifestyle, blocky, clowning, community support, daily bumping, down with the clown, finding peace, Fixes, happiness journey, juggalo, juggalo lifestyle, JuggaloCraft, life improvement, mental health, music fandom, music therapy, overcoming struggles, personal growth, Positive Change, Problems, problems fixed, self-acceptance, simple life, underground culture, wicked shit

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	8063
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

celeb, Edition, rise up, Sippin, Stars, Tea drinkers, TeaCraft, Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

1. Anonymous, 10. Internet forum, 11. Curiosity, 12. Intrigue, 13. Puzzle, 14. Riddle, 15. Identity, 16. Anonymity, 17. Online community, 18. Unidentified, 19. Speculation, 2. No. 195996331, 20. Forum post, 3. Mystery, 4. Unknown, 5. Question, 6. Enigma, 7. Secret, 8. Hidden, 9. Anonymous poster, ANONYMOUS, bandits, blocky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Animals Bred:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

Estate, executor, families, Fight, Hope, judgment, Juice, JuicyCraft, lawsuit, Lawyer, legal battle, lol, Malcolm LaVergne, MONEY, Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson, Payout, personal representative, phone interview, Review-Journal, Ron Goldman, Zero

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

blocky, clothing, comfort, Commando, controversial, fashion, freeballing, guys, habits, hygiene, INTIMATE, personal choice, Preferences, Private, Rebellion, societal norms, Style, taboo, Unconventional, underwear, UnderwearFree, weird, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	3838	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!