Louisiana MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PorcelainDollDrama

generational gift, sibling conflict, family tradition, mother’s wishes, hurricane Laura

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: a niece, a mother, a grandmother’s porcelain doll collection, and a hurricane named Laura. What could possibly go wrong? Will the dolls survive the storm, or will they meet a watery grave? And who will end up with the prized doll in the end? It’s a tale of betrayal, love, and porcelain dolls that will leave you on the edge of your block.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness the epic showdown between a twin sister and her sister over who deserves the doll more. It’s a battle for the ages, filled with twists and turns that even a redstone engineer couldn’t predict.

So why wait? Join our server today for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and porcelain doll drama that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not butter… I mean Minecraft!”

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Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

Pollution, respiratory system, dolphins, plastic waste, Florida

come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

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GenderIneqCraft: AR-LA-OK Edition

conservative politics, gender discrimination, societal norms, Women’s Health, Safety

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is upside down and inside out just like gender inequality in Arkansas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma! we have the craziest builds and the wackiest players who will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world. women in our server are treated like queens, with more health boosts, financial security, and safety than you can imagine. so why wait? join now and experience the most gender equal minecraft server out there!

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LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

begging, Louisiana, Video, System, madness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Louisiana, Physical description, Virginia, Southeastern Thread, looking for

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

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GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

Cajun heritage, cajun, GambitCraft, Mutant, Louisiana

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE

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ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

air quality, southeast Louisiana, pollution control, mobile labs, researchers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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ToxicCraftLouisiana

alarming discovery, Pollution, chemical exposure, air quality, Public Safety

yo yo yo come join dis server it’s like a wild ride through a crazy jungle of blocky madness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that can do the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug before they blow you up.

we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with golden apples and enchanted swords. our villagers are always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. and don’t even get me started on our nether portal, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through hell with a pit stop for marshmallows.

so if you wanna experience the most insane, mind-blowing, pixelated adventure of your life, then join our server now. just watch out for the toxic gas, it’s a real killer…literally.

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BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

normal male libido, Elect, man, Glenn Sullivan Jr., punishable

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

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Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

governor, New Orleans, Republican states, violent, Mississippi

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

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