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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4612	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Star Shards Collected:	148	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany, Burning Scent of Home, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Guinaifen, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2102
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9683	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	7128	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	921383	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!