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Blocky Celeb Scandals

bill cosby, blocky, Bryan Singer, casey affleck, celeb, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, cosby, harvey weinstein, james franco, Jeremy Piven, Jimmy Saville, john travolta, kevin spacey, Louis CK, prince andrew, Puff Daddy, r kelly, Roman Polanski, scandals, steven seagal, Woody Allen

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the scandalous secrets of the rich and famous! Build your own celebrity mansion and throw wild parties with R Kelly, Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein as your neighbors. Take a stroll down Creepy Lane where Puff Daddy, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew reside in their questionable mansions. Will you be the one to finally bring justice to these shady celebs? Join now and become the ultimate gossip queen of Minecraft!

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	713562
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	334
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Farms Harvested:	806	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, I Added Horror Mods without Telling My Friends…, jeffy, Kory, Lily, maizen, maze build, MIA, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, noob vs pro, Omz, Omz and Roxy, Omziscool, Roxy, Roxy and Omz, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Mines Excavated:	3103
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5