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AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	9636	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	85	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crops Grown:	7636
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	199
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	6325	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	113
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)