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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	New Chunks Explored:	398430
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	3329	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

WebSurfMinecraftSMP

digital content, favorite online destination, favorite website, favorite website outside of social media, internet browsing, internet favorites, non-social media, non-social networking, online browsing, Online Community, online platform, reddit alternative, web content, web surfing, website choice, website discovery, website preference, website recommendation, website selection, WebSurfMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building generic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a chicken and accidentally summoned a horde of zombie chickens to take over the server. Or how about the time we held a dance party in the Nether and ended up starting a full-blown zombie rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players can saddle up their swine and compete for the title of fastest pig racer in the land. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up their dragons in the most outrageous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

CraftyChallenges

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Votes:	318	Void Gems Collected:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Have you ever tried playing Minecraft blindfolded, with one hand tied behind your back, and a parrot on your shoulder squawking random crafting recipes in your ear? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our custom-built world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and lava waterfalls that flow in reverse. Don’t worry, our resident wizard will be there to guide you through the madness…unless he accidentally turns himself into a chicken again.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? Done. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course…we don’t want to clean up actual brain matter). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

PvPokeWar: Russian Roulette

CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, military conflict, Military operations, Pokrovsk direction, political tensions, prisoner abuse, PvPokeWar, roulette, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, Russian forces, Ukrainian prisoners of war, violence, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3805
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128

come join our minecraft server where we have russian forces shooting 16 ukrainian prisoners of war in the pokrovsk direction!!!!! it’s a wild ride, folks. but don’t worry, we have respawn so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem. build your own prison camp or try to escape from one, the possibilities are endless! plus, our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

Hurricane Havoc: Death & Destruction

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY HURRICANE YOU’LL EXPERIENCE IS THE STORM OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT! WE’VE GOT MORE DEATHS THAN A HURRICANE AFTERMATH, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ALL VIRTUAL AND HILARIOUS!

WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE VIRTUAL STORM OF A LIFETIME! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?!

What are Minecraft servers like Lifestealing ?

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	8447	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Some similar Minecraft servers to Lifestealing include:

1. LifestealCraft – This server offers a similar Lifesteal experience with custom features and events to keep players engaged.

2. LifestealPvP – A PvP-focused server with a Lifesteal twist, allowing players to battle it out in intense combat scenarios.

3. LifestealSurvival – If you enjoy the survival aspect of Lifestealing, this server provides a similar experience with unique challenges and features.

4. LifestealFactions – Join a faction and conquer the competition on this server, which combines Lifesteal elements with faction gameplay for an exciting adventure.

5. LifestealCreative – For those who prefer creative mode, this server offers a Lifesteal twist on building and creating, allowing players to showcase their skills in a unique environment.

Whichever server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging experience that resembles the excitement of Lifestealing. Join a community of players who love immersive gameplay and discover your new favorite Minecraft server today!

lifestealing.com

HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

The owner of the server “HELLMINE – THE MOST HELLISH SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hellmine.fun

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6414
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrannyGriefMC Server

GrannyGriefMC, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	449456
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftingWifeRage

aita, Approval, Asshole, Boss, CraftingWifeRage, full-time, grind, instructor, locked door, mic, mute, office, remote class, Respect, sign, Wife, work time, working from home

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!