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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Items Found:	8602
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

The Tangles: Where You’ll Get Lost in More Things Than Just the Name! Join Now and Find out!

alchemist, Archery, artificer, Cook, Development, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Find, Fish, Join, Lost, Passion, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, Suggestions, Tangles, Trailer, WATCHMAKER, Youll

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server

Server Features	Battle through dungeons with allies
	Explore the shattered world of the Tangles
	Navigate the twisted political realities of factions
	Choose from various roles: Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook
	Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden rewards
	Join the Discord for updates and community
Server IP	tangles.mcserver.us

Trailer:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8aTDy8NdCp/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open?	Yes, the server is now open for players to join.
What roles can players choose from?	Players can choose from Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook.
What rewards can be found through exploration?	Exploration can lead to quests, puzzles, miniboss battles, and hidden rewards like unique loot or consumables.
How can I stay updated on server developments?	Join the Discord community for the server for updates, suggestions, and discussions.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer on Instagram.

CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Bash, Boyfriend, cancer survivor, CancerSlayers, conflicting schedules, DISRESPECTFUL, expensive, family dinner, family party, fundraiser event, half-sister, hurt feelings, icy reception, long distance, mean behavior, Minecraft, misunderstandings, out of state brother, prior engagement, reunion, Server, stepdad, summer time

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Farms Harvested:	693	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mines Excavated:	3639	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!

GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

Boundaries, community guidelines, CONTENT WARNING, explicit, Fun, Gore, GoreCraft, graphic, internet culture, Moderation, NSFL, NSFW, Online Community, porn, reddit, Safety, Sensitive, smp, social media, tagging system, trigger warning, user experience, user feedback

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

FlirtCraft101

attraction, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating coach, Dating strategies, dating tips, FlirtCraft101, FLIRTING, flirting techniques, flirting tips, improve flirting skills, long tail tags, love advice, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is the ultimate flirting training ground!

Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.

So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Love Letters Sent:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
New Chunks Explored:	953168	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Farms Harvested:	722
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?