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Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

concerning, Elf, dating disaster, smp, reminder

Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

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Clap Boost – Louder Every Time

response time, Energetic, reaction, ENGAGEMENT, applause

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the players be louder than a crowd on steroids, man! like, you won’t believe how hyped these peeps get when they see a creeper explode or when they find diamonds. it’s like a never-ending party up in here, fam!

we got players who can shout louder than a jet engine, I swear! you gotta join just to witness the madness. it’s like a concert every time someone builds a sick house or defeats the ender dragon. the energy is off the charts, bro!

plus, we got the craziest events like “scream for diamonds” where players have to shout at the top of their lungs to win epic prizes. it’s like a vocal cords workout, dude!

so come on and join us on this wild ride of a server where the players are as loud as a crowd on steroids. you won’t regret it, trust me!

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Screaming for Diamonds Minecraft SMP

hair-raising, EXTREME, Minecraft, loud, Panic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

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”> Art Minecraft SMP”

Bread, bratty banter, sana is beeeeeg, fat tits, extroverted

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

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Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

humor, LAUGH, Laughter, Trump supporters, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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Mococoeh’s Miney Minecraft Server

Server, escapeshe, rodda rodda, Mococoeh, Quiet

Are you tired of noisy players ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only sound you’ll hear is the gentle clucking of chickens and the soothing hum of redstone contraptions! Our exclusive underwater escape routes will have you diving into the sea like a pro, just like Mococoeh did when things got too crazy. Plus, if you’re not a fan of loud players, you’ll fit right in with our quiet crew of CC, rodda rodda, and Nerissa. Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to peaceful mining and building on our server!

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RoommateRumbleCraft

law office, Rent, room, med school, Rift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Just like the OP in this wild story, you’ll encounter unexpected roommates who may try to take over your virtual space. But fear not, on our server, you can kick out any unwanted guests with a swift click of your mouse!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).

So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!

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CringeCraft: Say it Loud and Proud!

UNCOMFORTABLE, cringeworthy sentence, cringiest thing to say, awkward statement, cringeworthy comment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

Why should you join our server, you ask? How about the fact that our spawn point is a giant flaming chicken riding a unicorn? Or that our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a game of tag? And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns every block into a dancing llama!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite power that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

prankster, loud, Highschool, banging, response

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

fantasy roleplay, Demon, Dual Demons, FANTASY, LAUGH

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

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