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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6704 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or if you’re in the mood to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break out their best dance moves.
So why do you hate yourself? Stop torturing yourself with boring servers and come join the insanity on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new reason to love Minecraft again (or question your sanity even more)!
