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ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3142
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	4286	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Villages Defended:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	6406	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove