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FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4120	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1024	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4270
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	507452
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4352
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.