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QuietCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the loud noises of real life? Look no further, because on our server, Jake is banned! That’s right, no more obnoxiously loud groans, yawns, and grunts here. Join us for a peaceful gaming experience where you can actually hear yourself think.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Jake’s loudness is actually a secret superpower, and he’s been banned from the server for fear of causing a noise-induced apocalypse. Join us and help save the world from his deafening decibels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where quiet reigns supreme. Say goodbye to headaches and nausea caused by excessive noise, and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and experience the tranquility for yourself!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	57
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6957	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Animals Bred:	197	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Items Found:	3645	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1351

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).