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BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!

Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!

So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

avoidance, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coward, daycare moms, friendship, Introvert, KidCraftin, Kids, making excuses, mom guilt, moms, Neighborhood, parenting, parenting struggles, peer pressure, Playdate, playdates, promised, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4858	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	3763	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	3308	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	505	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	548633	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mines Excavated:	3355	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”