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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5318 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!
So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!