🍆💦Lou Holtz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

TouchCraft: Real or Not?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of judgmental wives and explore a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, free from any fake breast controversies. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their body shape or size.

Embark on epic adventures, mine for rare resources, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual realm. Who needs fake breasts when you have the power to create your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise there will be no holographic breasts or misunderstandings about touching other players’ assets. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

BlockAdVibes Minecraft Server

account blocking, account management, account privacy, account security, ad blockers, Advertise, advertising policies, advertising regulations, block accounts, BlockAdVibes, Digital Marketing, internet safety, Minecraft, online advertising, online marketing, online promotion, promotional content, Server, social media, social media advertising, Spam, targeted advertising, user engagement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have epic battles with giant chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

And the best part? We have a strict no-advertising policy, so you won’t have to deal with annoying spam messages while you’re trying to have fun. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft wackier than ever before!

GlowCrafters United

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Are you tired of looking like a zombie in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will give you that radiant, glowing skin you’ve always dreamed of! Join us and watch as your character’s complexion goes from dull to dazzling in no time.

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our players’ flawless skin. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server after realizing how important it is to have a good skincare routine in the world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and get ready to shine brighter than a diamond block! Who needs potions of night vision when you can have naturally glowing skin on our server? Trust us, your avatar will thank you.

MH17Memorial Minecraft Server

air disaster, anniversary, Conflict, families, flight MH17, Grief, International, investigation, Justice, Loss, Malaysia Airlines, memorial, memorial service, MH17, MH17Memorial, Minecraft, plane crash, Remembrance, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes and reenact the tragedy of MH17 but with a twist! instead of crashing, the planes turn into magical unicorns and fly off into the sunset. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughter. plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure you won’t forget!

SeineSwimShow2024

#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water quality

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come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietCraze

aging, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive preservation, dietary habits, elderly individuals, elderly women, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, nutrition, preventative measures, research study, risk reduction, Women’s Health

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Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Farms Harvested:	560	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	680	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4827
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Potions Brewed:	188
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Awesome Lou Holtz Minecraft Servers

TouchCraft: Real or Not?

Stats November 22, 2024

GlowCrafters United

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MH17Memorial Minecraft Server

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SeineSwimShow2024

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NukeShelterInsurance

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MinecraftMedDietCraze

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Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6781	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1990
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49