LotusLand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5764
Divine Spears Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, Community, Craft, crazy, deranged, desktop PCs, Discord, Identity, internet culture, Japan, LGBTQ, mental health, mental illness, mentally ill, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, purple-pink led lights, Server, social media, Technology, trannies, Transgender, West

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

1.20, 1.8, ADMIN, banner, Cheap, donation, Easydonate, GIF, HACKING, Keys, Minecraft, op, OWNER, Parkour, Pex, private access, RIGHTS, Rubles, Server, TrulyMine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6421	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

trulymine.aurorix.cc

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocktopia, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server out there! Join us for a wild ride with our insane lineup of characters like Lia, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Dizzy Dokuro, who can build a castle in seconds flat!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the legendary Fuura Yuri tried to join, but we had to kick her out because she was too OP. And don’t even get us started on the time when Kaneko Lumi rode a creeper into battle like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things can get a little… explosive! 😉🤪🔥

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	829	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

Angry, Crafty, criticism, deceptive, Disappointed, Displeased, dissatisfied, false advertising, Feedback, Frustrated, furious, Harsh, Minecraft, misleading title, NEGATIVE, OUTRAGED, RAGE, review, scathing, Server, UNFAIR, Unhappy, Upset, Writing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, Voting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4782
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	993
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!