LottoCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Votes:	1459
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3818	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Void Gems Collected:	31
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mines Excavated:	1356
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3492
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!