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lotion Minecraft Servers

  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4248
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

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    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

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  • Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion

    Sneaky Kleenex Bedside Lotion
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1088
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kleenex and lotion dispenser next to ur bed without anyone judgin u!!! trust me, u gonna need that lotion after u see all the hot lava and steamy caves we got in store for u 😉 plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and gold that u can use to buy urself a fancy bedazzled kleenex box!!! so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get weird with it 😜😂🔥🌋💎🧻🧴 #minecraft #lotionfordays #kleenexgang

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  • SpyCamCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCamCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8849
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4644 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mysterious disappearances and unexplained hair on your belongings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can install secret cameras in your virtual room to catch those pesky thieves in the act. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that it’s not your brother-in-law after all, but a sneaky creeper trying to steal your diamonds. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join now and uncover the truth behind the disappearing tweezers and misplaced lighters!

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  • Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2502
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Crops Grown: 8226
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who’s like, all about space and tesla and stuff, well he decided to address this german far-right rally, but get this, he did it by video link! like, what even is that? it’s like he’s in the future or something, man. so, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as out there as elon musk, then you gotta join us, like, right now. we’re all about pushing boundaries and doing things in a totally wacky way. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and stuff. it’s like a real-life james bond movie, but in minecraft. so, come join us and be part of something totally insane and awesome. you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope

    PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 3658
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

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    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥

    we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs 🦄🌈🐷

    you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken 🐔🐉

    join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! 🕊️🤝💣

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  • Pixel Pussycat Paradise

    Pixel Pussycat Paradise
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3081
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Farms Harvested: 202
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.

    We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.

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  • Helios: THE REVOLUTION

    Helios: THE REVOLUTION
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2479
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Emeralds Found: 5808 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    The World of Helios

    The Next Age of Helios introduces:

    The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer.

    Using a roleplay-based Age Progression system. Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and the environment, but uses a “soft reset” system so you don’t lose all your progress. Players can start in a vanilla-like Age and eventually advance to space travel, influencing how future Ages evolve through your choices and suggestions. Currently, the server is somewhere in the 18th century.

    The goal is to foster player engagement: build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply just relax.

    To learn more and join, visit:

    Discord Invite

    or

    CurseForge Modpack Link

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the World of Helios? The World of Helios is a modpack/server that offers a unique gameplay experience with realistic politics, technological advancements, and roleplay-based Age Progression.
    How do I join the server? To join the server, visit the Discord invite link provided above.
    What is the current Age in the server? The server is currently in the 18th century Age, allowing players to experience a historical setting.
    Can I build towns or nations in the game? Yes, players can build towns or nations, manage resources, and even form governments to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Are there any deity challenges in the game? Players may face challenges posed by deities in the game, adding an extra layer of excitement and engagement.

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  • Mystical Starlight Realm 1.21.2

    Mystical Starlight Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 467452 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

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    Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total trip to crazy town. We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic experience, man.

    And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine for snacks while you’re building your epic castle.

    Plus, our mods are a bunch of unicorns with rainbow horns. They’ll grant you wishes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. It’s like living in a fairy tale on steroids.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server that’s straight-up bonkers? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

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  • SuckCraft Minecraft Server

    SuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!

    Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!

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  • RichCraft: No Pay, No Say!

    RichCraft: No Pay, No Say!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6277
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like royalty? Look no further than our server, where you can live like a queen with your very own housekeeper and cook!

    Imagine logging in to find your virtual mansion sparkling clean and a delicious feast waiting for you, all thanks to your loyal in-game staff. And if they ever take a day off, don’t worry – just take a day off from your virtual job to handle the chores yourself!

    Join now and experience the luxury of having a virtual husband who makes millions, but still won’t lift a finger to help out around the house. Show him who’s boss by refusing to cook and watch the drama unfold as he realizes he can’t treat you like a peasant just because he’s rolling in virtual dough.

    So why wait? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a virtual housewife with all the drama and luxury you could ever want!

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  • SocietyEscape Minecraft SMP

    SocietyEscape Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8424
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Votes: 278 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found! So, like, you wanna escape society, right? Well, this server is the perfect place to do it! We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the villagers go wild every night. And get this, the only way to join is by doing a backflip in real life while singing the national anthem backwards! Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and shenanigans that await you. So come join us and leave society behind, because who needs rules when you have llamas in top hats, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeSociety #FlyingPigsPoopDiamondsLOL

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  • CraftyUnder20

    CraftyUnder20
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 1149
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8364 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Emeralds Found: 3525 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life for less than $20? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Join us and you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic dragon, build like a master architect, and mine like a crazed dwarf on a caffeine high.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to summon a herd of exploding chickens to wreak havoc on your enemies. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of ninja pandas who will teach you the ways of stealth and bamboo-eating.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will make all your wildest dreams come true (or at least make you laugh until you cry).

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  • WarriorCraft Minecraft Server

    WarriorCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6745
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5

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    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE FIGHTERS THAN HAMAS! WE GOT 15,000 FIGHTERS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! U.S. FIGURES SHOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL, SO COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE MADNESS! MAY THE BLOCKS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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