| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 4190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7739 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6893 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4129 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2888 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2451 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.
And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2120 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7679 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1111 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5665 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 571 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 471 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 312272 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8459 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2725 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 677348 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8744 |
Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.
So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.
