LostPhoneLootWars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LostPhoneLootWars

Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Etiquette, family, found phone, Gratitude, Honesty, judgment, Kids, lost phone, LostPhoneLootWars, Manners, Morals, parenting, park, RESPONSIBILITY, stranger danger, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where common sense prevails? Look no further than our server, where we value keeping lost phones safe over giving them to random kids! Join us for a wild ride of questionable parenting decisions and lack of gratitude. Who needs keys when you have a phone, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can unlock the mysteries of our server, just don’t forget to say thank you!

Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, splatoonwiki, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7827	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

childhood trauma, comparison, diamonds, Digging, Edition, inner critic, Insecurity, lack of validation, low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, personal growth, root of the problem, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, societal standards, Therapy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	793	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	191	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5672	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4417	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7388
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Emeralds Found:	1684	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky Memes R Us

acceptance, blocky, caregiving, children, cognitively disabled, compassion, disability awareness, Diversity, Empathy, family, Fatherhood, Hiking, Humanity, inclusion, love, memes, outdoors, parenting, physically disabled, POL, special needs, Support, well

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

#Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocky, Carnelian, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, Knights, KR, LEE, madness, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!