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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4316 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7697 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
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