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> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2500
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1511	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

Wayward Wanderer Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Void Gems Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, unsure of which way to go? Join our server and let our wise and mystical guides lead you on a journey of epic proportions! They’ll show you the way like a GPS on steroids, guiding you through treacherous dungeons and towering mountains with ease. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure at the end of the rainbow, guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the adventure begin!

Ganja Vaas Adventure Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ores Mined:	6510
Magic Items Found:	5416	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	82
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a mysterious player who looks like Vaas from Far Cry causing chaos and confusion! We’ve been searching for hours trying to find the original meme, but all we could come up with is this hilarious photo of someone attempting a reverse image search. Help us uncover the truth behind this bizarre situation and join the madness today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	132	Ores Mined:	8317
Star Shards Collected:	120	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever find yourself in!

Join us if you want to be constantly lost in a maze of tunnels and caves, never knowing which way is up or down. Our server is like a never-ending labyrinth that will have you scratching your head and questioning your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret society of llamas who rule over the land with an iron hoof. They demand sacrifices of wool and hay, and if you don’t comply, they’ll spit in your face and kick you out of their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, be prepared to face off against the legendary Chicken Overlord, a giant chicken who terrorizes the land with his army of feathered minions. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Slayer.

So come join us on our server, where getting lost is just the beginning of the madness!

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1343	Enchantments Applied:	243
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Star Shards Collected:	115
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Animals Bred:	172	Dragon Eggs Found:	8782
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Where Is He? Haven’t Seen Him Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	989
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of the missing player who hasn’t been seen all day! Rumor has it he’s been kidnapped by a group of mischievous creepers who are demanding diamonds as ransom. Will you be the hero who saves him and earns the title of Creeper Whisperer?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Get your groove on with the most elusive mob in the game and show off your best dance moves to impress the other players.

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of taming a wild pack of wolves who have been terrorizing the server with their howling antics? Train them to be your loyal companions and watch as they become the ultimate protectors of your base.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3393
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7077
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	7369
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Animals Bred:	77
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8798	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8810	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	933331
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4809
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.