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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3599 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).