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Blocky Bitches: Who is this slut?

Bitches, blocky, bullying, character assassination, confusion, derogatory, double standards, empowerment, gossip, Harassment, Identity, judgment, Labels, Misogyny, Questioning, Rumors, sexism, slut, slut shaming, social stigma, speculation, victim blaming

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have a dull moment because we have the most scandalous NPCs in all of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find out who this mysterious slut is and uncover the juicy secrets they’re hiding. Rumor has it they have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and explosive llamas.

But beware, because this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored lava and battle zombie unicorns to reach the slut’s lair.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandal, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

FussCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fallout TV in a hilarious mashup!

4GB patch, anti crash, bug fixes, error, Fallout, fallout tv show, fnv, FO2, FOMM, FussCraft, hilarious, mashup, meets, Minecraft, mod compatibility, moddb, modding, Nexus, nexus mod manager, nostalgic, PN, post-apocalyptic, quality of life, reinstall, stutter remover, texture packs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland of modding Fallout New Vegas and join a world of blocky adventures!

Reasons to join: – No more mod compatibility errors, just pure unadulterated fun! – Say goodbye to downloading mods and making accounts, we have everything you need right here! – Nexus a shit? We don’t even know her, we’re the new hotness in town!

Join now for: – Endless possibilities in a world where the only crashes are from creepers, not your game! – No more stutter remover needed, just smooth gameplay all day, every day! – Don’t waste hours trying to fix mod issues, come build your dream world with us instead!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the old gaym and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server!

AntiqueCraft: Where Minecraft meets vintage shopping!

antique mall, AntiqueCraft, Boredom, cattle, Collecting, existential dread, funko pops, Hoarding, life’s constants, meets, Minecraft, shopping, vintage, worthless shit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ores Mined:	4004
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!

Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!

Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5197

4koma, Bagel, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the craziest structures, craft the most epic weapons, and survive the most insane challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They battled fierce monsters, solved tricky puzzles, and emerged victorious with their pockets full of diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Dragon, a creature so powerful that only the bravest players dare to face it. Will you be the one to slay the dragon and claim its loot as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in this blocky world of endless possibilities!

Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	5975
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Votes:	2821
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	209

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	8231
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?