Lost Time MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

self reflection, hindsight, time sink, lessons learned, wasted energy

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).

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NostalgicCraft: Gone Forever

growing up, longing for the past, irretrievable, past, sentimental

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters with your friends? Well, guess what? That childhood magic is back and better than ever on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our Minecraft wonderland? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

mindfulness techniques, Lost, productivity, BlinkCraft, blinking

so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

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Lost & Found Minecraft Server

lost hope, lost keys, lost dreams, lost time, lost wallet

Have you ever lost your favorite diamond sword in Minecraft and wished you could get it back? Well, on our server, we have a magical portal that can bring back anything you’ve ever lost in the game! That’s right, say goodbye to accidentally dropping your enchanted pickaxe into a pit of lava or losing your precious stack of diamonds to a sneaky creeper. Join our server and reclaim all your lost treasures with just a simple command. Who knew griefing could be so rewarding? So come on over and start your journey to reclaiming all your lost loot, because on our server, nothing is ever truly lost.

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Blocky Regrets: A Minecraft Server of Endless Oopsies

sorrow, Minecraft, lessons learned, lost time, setback recovery

Are you tired of losing years of your life to boring crypto investments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the LINK that has been sucking the life out of you. Instead, embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs in our virtual world. Who needs crypto when you can have diamonds and emeralds galore? Trust us, your 32-year-old self will thank you for making the switch!

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Blocky Booty Blast: Where Farts are Art

fetish behavior, kink, blast, taboo, unusual desires

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can fulfill all your wildest dreams, like sniffing a girl’s farts! Our server is filled with magical potions that will make you obsessed with the smell of flatulence. Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Fart Flower that only blooms once every thousand years, releasing the most intoxicating aroma known to Minecraft kind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to indulge in your unique desires. Join now and let the fart sniffing begin!

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Crafty Patriots

red white and blue, God Bless the USA, Democracy, GOD, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creeper explosions are as unpredictable as a reality TV show reunion! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who offer him cooked chicken.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave, where skeletons bust a move to funky beats and endermen wear sunglasses while sipping on potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even pigs flying!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

narrative, Mystery, choices matter, galgame, romance

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount, which you can ride into battle against creeper armies and skeleton archers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have access to exclusive enchanted weapons that can defeat any foe with a single blow. And don’t even get me started on our disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and cows in sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Crafty Countdown: Only 14 Hours Until Release!

Premiere, countdown, Release, HOURS, Crafty

Are you ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life?

Join our server that is launching in just 14 hours and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, battle zombie ninjas in the enchanted forest, and even uncover hidden treasures in the bottomless pit of doom!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret dance party every Friday night where you can show off your best moves and win diamond-encrusted armor as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey you’ve ever experienced!

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GriefBusters: Where griefing is strictly prohibited!

divinity, private tutors, Straight-A student, Ford SUV, GriefBusters

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the adventure of a lifetime with Jen! She’s not just your average player, she earns 60k a year, drives a Ford SUV, and was a straight-A student all her life. But that’s not all, she also has secret spiritual experiences that are even more advanced than yours (and she’s never told anyone about them)!

One time, Jen appeared in my dream to tell me she took out loans to pay for private tutors for her kids. Can you believe it? She’s a true Minecraft legend! And let’s not forget the time she was mentioned on MSNBC, but I pretended I didn’t know who she was. Oh, the drama!

Join our server now and discover the mysteries of Jen’s world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about reality and divinity. Just remember, we don’t post about “Jennifer Psaki” here – that’s a whole other story!

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