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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.