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Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	608179	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Magic Items Found:	8078
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Votes:	1937
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3043	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	2578
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Farms Harvested:	596	Dragon Eggs Found:	6531
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Emeralds Found:	4851	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5694
Villages Defended:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com