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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7086 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2765 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?