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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4583 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2280 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!