Losses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Redstone Revolution

international relations, Conflict, Losses, combat operations, eastern Ukraine

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Losses, KurskCraft, Defense, SECURITY

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

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RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops

Feb.24, SECURITY, Troops, russia, Ukraine

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, combat operations, Armed Forces, battlefield, Crisis

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean troops fighting in Ukraine! Like, can u even imagine the chaos?! It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft! Join now to witness the epic battles and see who will come out on top. Plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mods you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

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GrannyVan Minecraft Server

blinding headlights, loading up, yelling neighbors, Server, curtains

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

eastern front, zelenskyy, North Korean military, Minecraft, Kursk Oblast conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

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Army of Blocks Minecraft Server

Server, Tactics, strategy, Conflict, Training

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than Ukraine’s army recruitment process? Look no further! Our server has all the action and excitement you could ever want, without the risk of actual combat (phew). Join us and see why even Zelensky himself would trade in his army uniform for a pickaxe and sword.

We’ve got so much chaos and craziness happening on our server that even Russia is jealous. They may have the vodka, but we’ve got the blocks and mobs that will keep you on your toes. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored)!

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What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

Investments, Frustration, memecoin, regret, marketcap

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, "HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!"

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Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, firepower, Battlefront1800, Losses, strategy

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

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CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

Ukraine, Military operations, Troops, 2022, Crisis

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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