Losses Minecraft Servers

ZelenskiyCraft: Slow Arms, High Losses

aid, ARMS, arms supplies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, devastation, eastern europe, Europe, Government, HIGH, high losses, International, Losses, Military, Politics, russia, Slow, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free diamond armor to all players who can survive a zombie apocalypse in game! ukraine suffering high losses? not on our server! we have unlimited arms supplies and our president is a pro at pvp. join now and help us defeat the zombies with your epic building skills and insane redstone contraptions. plus, did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure? you won’t find that on any other server, trust us. come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

2022, Armed Forces, Army, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties report, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, Invasion, Losses, Military, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like russia but without losing 625,260 troops!! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)!!

if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes (not guaranteed but we can dream, right?)!!

so what r u waiting for?? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe (and maybe even save russia from losing more troops, who knows?)!!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, death toll, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, Fatalities, Kremlin, long tail tags, Losses, Military, Minecraft, putin, Redstone, revolution, russia, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	4288
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

lol join our minecraft server and avoid russia’s bad luck! they keep losing soldiers left and right, but not on our server! we got magical protection spells that keep you safe from any harm, even creepers! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! come join the fun and leave russia’s losses behind!

UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

000, 600, 600k, Break, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, MARK, Military, News, Personnel Losses, putin, Russian, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than russia losing 600,000 soldiers in a game of chicken with ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the fuss is about. we have more explosions than a fireworks show on the fourth of july and more drama than a kardashian family reunion. come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – it’s the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe!

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

2022, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, nato, peace negotiations, putin, Redstone, Rumble, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4799
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

Company, Competition, Crisis, Decrease, Doubled, Economic, ENERGY, Financial, gas, gazprom, GazpromGrief, Global, Impact, Industry, Losses, market, Minecraft, Oil, profit, Revenue, Russian, sanctions, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3315

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties analysis, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, Losses, Military, Minecraft, russia, Server, strategy, Syrskyi, Tactics, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Buildings Constructed:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

u know what else is outgunned but still kickin’ ass? dis minecraft server! we may not have fancy guns like russia, but we got blocks and swords and creepers OH MY! join us and be part of the epic battle between the blocky nations of Russia and Ukraine. Will you be a fearless warrior fighting for freedom, or will you be a sneaky spy trying to sabotage the enemy? The choice is yours, comrade! Plus, Syrskyi himself says this server is da bomb (literally, there are bombs in the game)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

BoxingBlitzOLYmpix

Bout, boxing, BoxingBlitzOLYmpix, brief bout, Competition, controversy, debunking misinformation, digital age, false information, internet, Misinformation, misinformation online, misinformation spread, Olympic, Olympic boxing, ONLINE, Rumors, social media, sports, super-brief, viral

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that speak in riddles. but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world. join us and help stop their evil plans or maybe even join them, who knows?

oh and did i mention we have a hidden disco party room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies? it’s lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DocVsAI: Trust Issues

Accuracy, ai, Artificial Intelligence, DocVsAI, Empathy, errors, familiarity, fear, Healthcare, human doctors, INFORMATION, Issues, Medical advice, patient-doctor relationship, Perception, Rating, Reliability, skepticism, study, Technology, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1759	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so like, why trust a human doc when you can trust our minecraft server instead? we got all the medical advice you need, from curing zombie pigmen to healing creeper explosions. our AI doctors are top notch, they never mess up a diagnosis cuz they’re like, super smart and stuff. plus, they have way more empathy than any human doc, they’ll even give you a virtual hug if you’re feeling down. so come join our server and let our AI doctors take care of you, no fear of errors here, just pure minecraft medical magic.

Newera Minecraft Server

Adventure, city building, Community, Creative, Economy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Newera, online gaming, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, server ip, Survival, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

On this server you can build your city by going the economical way and by war

newera.gomc.fun

Ghost019

Allowed, Anarchy, brand new, BUILD, Clients, Enjoy, Explore, Fun, Ghost019, History, love, minecraft world, New server, people, Place, raw survival, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wonders

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	76
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New anarchy/survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

ghost.mygs.co

ForeverWaves: Where Boats Always Capsize and the Community is Always in Hot Water!

ADMIN, application, boats, Capsize, Community, Creative, Discord, ForeverWaves, hot, Land claiming, Livemap, Mature, mod, Money plugins, Pictures, Server, shopping district, smp, Staff, Towny, Vanilla, Water, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Potions Brewed:	144	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Everwaves SMP Server Overview

Server	Features
SMP Server	– Grief protection for rollback– Singleplayer sleeping– Livemap– SetHome command– Double Shulker Shells
Creative Server	– To scheme out big builds

About Us:

We have a very active and helpful staff, aiming to be a mature community. Whitelist currently in place, with an application process before joining. No additional money plugins, towny, or land claiming to maintain the Vanilla experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you need to fill out an application on our website and be whitelisted by our staff.

Q: What plugins/data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses QOL plugins such as grief protection, singleplayer sleeping, Livemap, SetHome command, and Double Shulker Shells among others.

Q: How active is the player base?

A: The server sees anywhere from 5 to 13+ players a day, with players from all over the world ensuring there is always someone online.

Q: Can I join the Discord before joining the server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord to ask any additional questions and get to know the community before joining the server.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

82095147, algebra, Analytics, arithmetic, blockparty, calculation, Counting, data, Digits, Geometry, integer, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, numeral, numeral system, numerical analysis, numerical method, previous, Probability, sequence, Server, statistics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /cybercraft2077/ – Cyberpunk 2077 Minecraft Madness

Amazon, Back Alley Mods, Braindance Catalogue, Character Builder, Community Content, Console Commands, cybercraft2077, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk Clothes, exclusive items, FL̷̞̀ATL̷̢̛I̴͝N̵E̵̞̋D, gog, Gwent, Latest Patch, Launch Trailer, madness, Minecraft, modding discord, phantom liberty, Recommended Mods, smp, twitch, update 2.0, witcher

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring updates and lackluster content? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the Weekend Drive with Grandma Edition – where you can build your character with the precision of a brain surgeon and experience the thrill of Phantom Liberty in our official launch trailer.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want to dress their character in Cyberpunk clothes while wielding console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more? And don’t forget about our recommended mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord where you can find all the juicy details on community content, projects, and races. And if that’s not enough, dive into our braindance catalogue and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

WeddingWalletWoes Minecraft Server

air bnb, Airport, best man, Blame, bridal party, CAR, drinks, Florida, forget, groom, Halloween horror night, honeymoon, Hotel, in-laws, Keys, Minecraft, plane tickets, reception, Server, tennessee, wallet, Wedding, WeddingWalletWoes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3185	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than forgetting your wallet at your own wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be blaming your best man for losing your diamond sword in no time!

Join our server for epic adventures and unforgettable moments. Just like the time our admin accidentally set the entire spawn point on fire and everyone had to scramble to save their precious loot. Or the time a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a creeper that ended up exploding and taking out half of the server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. Just like when your best man and groomsman accidentally took your wallet back to Florida after your wedding. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure to have your back (and your wallet) on our server.

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other?

DUIcarDramaCraft

Borrow, brother, CAR, carpooling, cautious, Commute, crashed, DUI, DUIcarDramaCraft, family, high school, legal issues, License, rockstar, Support, suspended, temporary issue, Transportation, under the influence, Understanding, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of adventures and drama just like Jake’s DUI mishap.

We promise you won’t crash and burn like Jake did with our exciting mini-games and epic builds. Plus, our community is more supportive than Jake’s parents during this tough time.

So hop on board and let’s make some memories that are crazier than Jake’s decision to drop out of high school to become a rockstar. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your mistakes like Jake’s family did. Join now and let’s have a blast together!

ScentCraft SMP: Dude Cologne

#mens grooming, best male perfume, best smelling cologne, Cologne, designer fragrance, dude, Fragrance, Grooming, high-end fragrance, long-lasting fragrance, luxury cologne, luxury fragrance, masculine scent, men’s accessories, men’s cologne, Men’s Fashion, mens fragrance, popular cologne, scent, ScentCraft, signature scent, smp, top-rated fragrance

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	918004	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

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