Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie instead – we’ve had some…interesting incidents in the past.
So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Or at least until someone steals your diamonds.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!
Just like how this player had to miss their best friend’s wedding due to a family tragedy, we understand that sometimes life gets in the way of virtual celebrations. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who won’t give you attitude for prioritizing your loved ones.
So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and a whole lot of understanding. Who needs a wedding abroad when you can have a virtual family that has your back no matter what? Join now and let’s build some memories together – no plane ticket required!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
Join our server and you’ll never have to face the pain of losing your favorite pickaxe again, because our community is so tight-knit, we practically share each other’s inventories. Need a new best friend after your dog despawned mysteriously? Look no further, because our players are more loyal than any tamed wolf.
And if you’re still not convinced, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a diamond block the size of a village is waiting to be discovered, guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave hero to claim it, or will you end up as just another burnt marshmallow?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sanity from all the laughter and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.
oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.
also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?
Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!
🕵️♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?
😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?
🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥
| Launch Date | 25th of August |
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| Server Location | Europe |
We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.
Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.
We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.
Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval? | No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts. |
| How many players can be in a kingdom? | Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players. |
| What is the main focus of the server? | PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms. |
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.