Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
Our server is so epic that even Notch himself shed a tear when he saw it. Legend has it that Herobrine himself tried to take over our server, but our players defeated him with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.
If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come join us! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons, build castles in the clouds, and even summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. RIP sweet prince, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!
Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!
And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!
So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
InfiniteMC
Join InfiniteMC – Where Minecraft Meets Cool Stuff!
Are you ready to play Minecraft in a super cool way? Check out InfiniteMC – the best place for smart gamers!
Cool Tech: Get ready for awesome redstone stuff and magic command blocks for a fun game time.
Lots of Fun: Make farms that work by themselves and play fun mini-games. You can do anything you want!
Build Together: Hang out with cool players, work on projects, and make new friends.
Special Stuff: Enjoy cool features and things that make the game even more fun.
Fun Events: Join in on events and games to win cool prizes.
Ready for a fun time in Minecraft? Join InfiniteMC now and start making your mark!
infinitemc.hopto.org:20019
OneLife
OneLife is a wild Semi-Anarchy Hardcore SMP server where you only have one life. If you die, you’re out for good! The world is set in stone with no resets, so every move counts. The spawn area is 2K x 2K for safety, but beyond that, it’s a massive 350K x 350K playground for you to explore and conquer.
This server even has Proximity chat with Simple Voice, if you feel like chatting while you play. And don’t worry about cheaters ruining the fun – hacking, Xray, and exploiting are all big no-nos here. It’s all about fair play and intense PvP action. Raiding and Griefing are totally allowed, so watch your back!
Ready to jump in and start your adventure? Just remember, don’t mess up that one life you’ve got! Join now and stake your claim in the world of OneLife.
Server Info:
216.219.93.34:26770
Vastoria EarthSMP Server Info
Step into Vastoria EarthSMP – where you rule the world!
Join now and conquer Vastoria! 🌍🔥
vastoria.mc.gg
We’re back after 10 years to bring you the ultimate classic factions experience! Relive the glory days of Minecraft with true old-school factions, enhanced with exciting features like MCMMO, Daily Kits, and more! Plus, enjoy nostalgic OG minigames and intense PvP action. Join us and dominate our factions server. it’s time to reclaim your legacy!
play.impressivenetwork.nl
Beacon Blitz
Get ready for a totally epic CRYSTAL PVP SURVIVAL adventure like no other! Join in on the fun with your buddies and squads!
play.beaconblitz.org
Algorithm OasisMC
Welcome to Algorithm OasisMC!
New Minecraft server where fun and creativity meet!
Dive into a cool world full of busy towns, where players can build and grow. Try out a cool skills system to make your character unique and improve your game.
Take on fun missions that make you think, and pick from different jobs for exciting gameplay.
With a team always adding new stuff, there’s always something fresh to explore.
Come join Algorithm OasisMC, where every player’s journey is special and the fun never stops!
216.225.145.149
VanguardCraft
Test Server
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131.221.32.76:25566
ECOWIPE
Welcome to ECOWIPE – Compete. Survive. Dominate.
Looking for a Minecraft server with a twist? Join a competitive survival experience where every month brings a fresh start and real-world rewards!
Server Goal: We’re building a community where players can explore, grind, and compete for the top spot. On the last day of every month, the world resets, and the Top 3 richest players win real cash prizes!
Monthly Prizes: 1st Place: $50 2nd Place: $25 3rd Place: $10
Whether you’re a grinder, trader, or fighter, there’s always a way to rise to the top. Will you be the next monthly champion?
play.ecowipe.club
About Us:
EzPlace is a Minecraft Network created by and for the community. Join us for:
And that’s just the start – we’re always adding new stuff.
Join the Adventure Today!
play.ezplace.net
EternaCraft Network
EternaCraft is a Minecraft server with BedWars, Skyblock, Survival, and minigames. Supports versions 1.8 to 1.21.4. Join our Discord and explore everything we offer!
play.eternacraftmc.com