| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 115 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7232 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 63 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 3314 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Votes: | 7538 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1447 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 2342 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7079 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9112 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1446 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4590 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1493 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
