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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1038
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	158	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crops Grown:	2627
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2900
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6904	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Items Found:	1581	Ores Mined:	4141
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	5098

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!