we’ve got crazy battles happening all the time, with explosions and chaos everywhere. but don’t worry, we’re working on a ceasefire plan to present to the United States. because, you know, why not involve the US in our minecraft wars too?
join us for the most epic and insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for Keir Starmer, he’s a beast on the battlefield.
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of femininity and build a world where men can finally reign supreme! Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a female player, you get a bonus diamond sword to slay more of those pesky girls.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those ladies who’s boss in this crazy, chaotic Minecraft server! Who needs equality when you have pixelated power and toxic masculinity on your side? Let’s do this, bros!
We have a group of players who have mastered the art of telepathy and can cure any ailment, even cancer! Imagine logging on to our server and instantly feeling better, all thanks to our magical healing powers.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be cured by our amazing mentor, who is basically a wizard in the world of Minecraft. And hey, if you’re not cured yet, just blame it on your mom for not joining our server sooner.
So come on, join us and let the power of Minecraft healing change your life forever! Who needs doctors when you have us, right?
The title of my life book would be “The Adventures of Potato Man: From Spud to Stud”. It’s all about my journey from being a lowly potato farmer to a legendary hero who saves the world from an army of killer bunnies. Trust me, it’s a page-turner you won’t want to miss! So come join our server and let’s make some crazy memories together, because why not?! YOLO, amirite? 🥔🦄🌈 #PotatoManForever
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and explore a world where gravity is optional. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have pet dragons that breathe rainbow fire.
So, if you want to experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of enchanted rubber ducks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there!
| Name | InvyCraft |
|---|---|
| Type | Private fabric smp |
| Focus | Building large-scale projects |
| Redstone | Not nerfed |
| Mods | Lightweight mods for performance |
| Join | Discord server: https://discord.gg/rHxARj4w |
To become a member, you need to join our Discord server and showcase some of your creations in the “whitelist” channel.
We focus on building large-scale projects and making the SMP beautiful.
No, redstone is not nerfed on this server, so players can build any farm they want.
We use lightweight mods for performance while staying true to the vanilla experience.
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rHxARj4w
Imagine the thrill of exploring new territories and building epic structures while feeling the excitement of trying something new and adventurous.
Plus, we take requests, so if you’re into some kinky stuff, we got you covered. It’s like a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of getting pegged in Minecraft!
Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!
Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.
Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
You wanna see some crazy battles? We got ’em! You wanna see some epic explosions? We got those too! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot that’ll make your head spin!
Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it!