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SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1743
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7799
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	918560	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	180
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6000
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	1258
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	2007	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Items Found:	1997	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!