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Girls Matching Minecraft Server

Competition, ELIMINATION, female contestants, Girls, girls competition, girls getting paired, girls losing, girls losing together, girls pairing, girls pairing off, girls team, girls teaming up, girls together, losing girls, losing girls pairing, Matching, Minecraft, paired, paired girls, paired together, reality show, Server, teaming up

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1079
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most socially awkward players will find love! That’s right, we have a special matchmaking system that pairs up players who are constantly losing with each other. Who knows, you might just find your perfect mining partner in crime! Join now and let the love (and diamonds) flow!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3728
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, billionaire, Business, CEO, compensation, corporate governance, electric vehicles, elon musk, executive compensation, financial news, innovation, Investment, Investors, Minecraft, MONEY, Musk, Musks, pay deal, record-breaking, Server, shareholders, stocks, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

XiNoSell2RusCraft

Allies, arms sales, Asia, China, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, weapons, Xi Jinping, XiNoSell2RusCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

MicroPlasticCraft

anthropocene, archaeological evidence, degradation, environmental degradation, environmental impact, fossil record, future archaeology, Giveaway, human remains, long-term preservation, MicroPlasticCraft, microplastics, plastic artifacts, plastic contamination, plastic decomposition, plastic materials, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic pollution legacy, plastic residue, plastic waste

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, MAYHEM, Mitochondria

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7080	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior!