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Nation of Noobs

Battle of Hoover Dam, Chaos, Defeat, Despair, Destruction, devastation, End.., fallen, hopelessness, Loss, Memories, My home, My nation, nation, Noobs, regret, Republic, ruins, Shady Sands, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the devastation of the Battle of Hoover Dam and rebuild your life in the SHADY SANDS! Join us as we embark on a journey to create a new REPUBLIC and restore peace to the land!

Build your own NATION, make new friends, and conquer the WASTELAND in our action-packed server. Don’t let your home be destroyed like in the Battle of Hoover Dam – join us and start a new life filled with adventure and excitement!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something LEGENDARY – join our Minecraft server today and help us rebuild the fallen republic! Who knows, you might even become the next HERO of the wasteland!

CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, CraftyPhase, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Drool, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rule, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa, villagers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	4537	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Votes:	4920	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Towns Built:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	192	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1723	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	93
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	1568	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!