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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20

    Ethereal Haven 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

    FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

    TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoseCraft Minecraft Server

    LoseCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

    ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble

    ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

    Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dawn MC Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Focus Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
    Community Small, close-knit, friendly

    Rules:

      • Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
      • 21+ community only.
      • Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
      • Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
      • Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
      • Seek approval to build close to other players.

    Apply:

    If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

    If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How long has the community been around? The community has been around for over four years.
    What is the age requirement? The community is for 21+ age group only.
    Are there any specific rules regarding building? Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft Minecraft Server

    RegretCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

    We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP