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Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

Character, Defeat, Disappointment, disgraced family, disgraced nation, disgraced self, FailCraft, Failure, gtTeam, Honor, Integrity, loses, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positive attitude, pride, resilience, resilience in defeat, setback, smp, Sportsmanship, Team loses, Team still smiles

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Zombie Dances:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

LoseCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, dominant performance., humor, impressive performance, lmao, LoseCraft, loses, Minecraft, Nothing, resilience, scoreless, Server, Shutout, sports, strong effort, surprising result, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	8370	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

aspirations, athlete, challenge, Competition, Defeat, determination, Disappointment, dreams, Game, hoping, loses, man shaft, Minecraft, optimism, perseverance, Server, setback, ShaftedCraft, sports, Today, Victory, Wishful thinking, yeah

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9804
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	108	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble

action, Anime, BETRAYAL, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, Denji, emotional, fear, fistfight, friendship, Gore, INTENSE, loses, Manga, Revenge, RUN, shonen jump, Supernatural, Trees, tremble, violence, Yoru

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchantments Applied:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	2761
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8352	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Farms Harvested:	661	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers