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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20

    Ethereal Haven 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate power of warping reality! You can bend the world to your will and create chaos like never before! But be warned, even with this amazing ability, you might still lose to someone who just hits really hard. How does that even make sense? Who knows, but it’s hilarious and you gotta see it to believe it! So come join us for a wild ride of confusion and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

    FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

    TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoseCraft Minecraft Server

    LoseCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

    ShaftedCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the man shaft always wins? Well, fear not, because on our server, the man shaft always loses! Join us for epic battles where the man shaft is constantly getting destroyed by our fearless players. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain magical powers and be able to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show that man shaft who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble

    ChainsawCraft: Where Creepers Run in Fear and Trees Tremble

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, like Yoru vs Denji in a fistfight where anything goes – even losing is a win because the loser gets a special prize! Our server is so wild, you never know what’s going to happen next. Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepKidz Minecraft Server

    StepKidz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a new start after a crazy divorce? Join our Minecraft server and escape from all the drama! Build your dream world and leave all the ex-husband and step-kid drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual adventures?

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about cheating exes and crazy ex-in-laws. Plus, you can create your own virtual family without all the messy custody battles. Build a beautiful home, adopt some virtual pets, and live your best Minecraft life!

    Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs a cheating ex-husband when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s make some blocky memories and forget about all the craziness of the real world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Knitflix & ChillCraft

    Knitflix & ChillCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can knit to your heart’s content without any judgment from your in-laws! We understand the struggle of trying to craft in peace, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can knit, build, and explore without any interruptions.

    Join us for endless stockinette stitching on circular needles, color changes for ribbing, and top-down raglan sweaters galore. No need to worry about rude comments or scowls here – just pure crafting bliss.

    And if you ever need a break from knitting, our server offers epic adventures, insane stories, and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. So grab your needles, join us, and let the creativity flow in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Power of Procrastination: The Server where we pretend to build stuff 1.20.1 Java Edition – Whitelist Enabled

    Power of Procrastination: The Server where we pretend to build stuff 1.20.1 Java Edition – Whitelist Enabled

    New Minecraft Servers

    Power of Creation Minecraft Server

    Description
    Power of Creation is a recently opened server looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. 18+ preferred. Hosted in the UK.
    The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features.
    Main Content Mods:
    – Create (mechanical machinery, automate everything)
    – HexCasting (complex stack based spellcasting)
    – Farmer’s Delight (grow and cook a variety of dishes)
    – Tetra (forge and hone modular tools)
    – Figura (play with your own custom avatar)
    Quality of life, vanilla+ additions and performance mods included.
    Terrain generation is overhauled for more diverse and interesting biomes. World forms in continents and islands.

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord linked above for more information on whitelisting.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: 18+ preferred.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Rules will be provided upon joining the server and are expected to be followed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP