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  • Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

    Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

    Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

    > Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lose Trump Minecraft Server

    Lose Trump Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

    On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life smp

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

    Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

    2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

    4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

    So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bread Winners Lose Most

    Bread Winners Lose Most

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

    Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!

    WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got weight-loss drugs dat magically make COVID disappear! YASSS, you heard right, take a dose of Wegovy and BAM, no more COVID deaths fo’ you! Plus, dis drug also reduces da risk of heart attack and stroke, so you can mine and craft all day without worryin’ bout yo health. Ain’t dat just amazeballs? So what you waitin’ for? Join dis server now and start poppin’ dem weight-loss pills like there’s no tomorrow! #wegovy4lyfe #minecraftmagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

    Unsafe Survival: Lose Everything Edition 1.20.*

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Server IP mc.safesurvival.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa

    Come join Safe Survival! We are an SMP server featuring land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa commands. There are a few other useful tools and places at spawn like random teleports, shops, and more.

    We have a great community and Discord server where you can talk about your builds, the server, or anything else. Come check us out!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: mc.safesurvival.net
    Are there any special commands available on the server? Yes, we have commands like land claims, KeepInventory, sethome, and /tpa
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Rt6CwDa
    Can I talk to other players about the server? Yes, you can chat with other players about builds, server updates, or anything else on our Discord server

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP