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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1870 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Ores Mined: | 7675 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.