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Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1896	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	290
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3687	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Foreigner Minecraft SMP Balls Japanese Writers

Authorship, Balls, Character development, character diversity, creativity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, foreign characters, foreigner, foreigner character, International characters, japanese, Japanese culture, Japanese literature, Japanese writers, literary criticism, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racial identity, representation, smp, Stereotypes, storytelling, Writers, Writing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just a regular player? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky and wild characters, just like the “Russian” girl from Roshidere! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with our diverse group of players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant creepers to hilarious pranks pulled by mischievous players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for a boring old SMP when you can join us and be a part of something truly unique and outrageous? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and see what all the hype is about!

MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

intimate moments, MasturbateMaster420, Masturbation, Minecraft, personal pleasure, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self pleasure frequency, self pleasure habits, self pleasure practices, self pleasure routine, self release, self-care, self-exploration, self-touch, sexual activity, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp, solo play

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.