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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	2299	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Star Shards Collected:	297
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

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Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).